Showing posts with label prejudices. Show all posts
Showing posts with label prejudices. Show all posts

Wednesday, 23 July 2014

Oh, the humanity!

The tragedy of flight MH17 seems to have done wonders in bringing Newcastle and Sunderland fans together, but precious little to knock any sense into the warring parties in Ukraine.

One might have thought that having nearly 300 entirely innocent passers-by rain down on your heads would be a light bulb moment, calculated to make any sane person pause and reflect on exactly what they were hoping to achieve.


Instead it seems to be the occasion for obfuscation, procrastination, prevarication and downright lies about who did what when.

Compared to another recent air disaster, the one initial comfort to relatives of the victims seemed to be that at least they knew what had become of their loved ones, and would get their bodies back reasonably quickly.

So much for positive thinking.

Similarly in Gaza, attempts to arrange temporary ceasefires, let alone a permanent peace, founder on deeply rooted communal hatred.

Technology moves on relentlessly, giving half-trained muppets the capacity to blast airliners out of the sky. Yet human nature seems to be stuck forever in the Stone Age.

Only the other week we learned of new airport security restrictions inspired by intelligence reports of the development of ever more fiendish explosive devices, designed to evade existing surveillance equipment.


Such 21st century inventiveness seems wholly at odds with the mediaeval practices that the jihadists want to impose on their own communities and the rest of us, from stonings and amputations to the repudiation of sexual equality.

My mother was wont to shake her head as she watched the news on her tiny black and white TV, asking why people couldn’t just get on together?

It remains the single most important question facing us today.

Though it seems only fair to add that my parents, like most of their generation, were also the repository of a huge range of racial, national, religious, political and class prejudices, most of which they duly succeeded in passing on to me.

Some I rebelled against, as children should, and decades of political correctness have deterred me from expressing the remainder in public. But I fear the germs still lurk, like those dormant seeds that can set a desert ablaze with colour if it ever receives a drop of rain.

Traditionally religion was the best tool for smoothing off our rough edges and helping us to rub along together. But today religion asserts itself in perverted forms that glorify violence and death, even for what most of us regard as co-religionists.

For the proverbial man from Mars, the conflict between Sunni and Shi’ite in the Middle East must surely be as utterly incomprehensible as that between Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland.


My wife, whose ancestry is Persian, has grown tired of rolling her eyes every time the TV report of some atrocity or other leads me to refer to “your lot” causing mayhem again.

She counters, entirely correctly, that nearly every active trouble spot on the planet, from Palestine to Kashmir by way of Iraq, is the creation of British imperial policy, either trying to do the right thing and please everyone (always a difficult trick to pull off) or pursuing the traditional path of divide and rule.

In Ukraine, at least, neither Britain nor Islam bears any obvious blame.

Like many I have been reading daily snippets of 100 year old news as today’s papers commemorate the countdown to the outbreak of World War I. It is impossible not to be struck by the normality of life in July 1914, in a world about to be blown to pieces. How did civilised and sophisticated countries with closely related ruling families come to this?


The same way that children looking forward to their holidays end up as battered corpses scattered across the cornfields of Ukraine: through the fatal loss of any sense of proportion.

The Hindenburg airship catastrophe of 1937 was distinguished by being captured on film and the subject of a radio commentary. No one who has watched it will ever forget the commentator’s plaintive cry of “Oh, the humanity!”


If the same thought has not occurred to those in Ukraine surveying their handiwork, the outlook for 2114 looks bleak indeed.

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Originally published in The Journal, Newcastle upon Tyne.

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Cometh the hour, cometh the woman

It has been a long time coming, but yesterday I finally woke up feeling smugly confident that I would offer be able to my readers some well-informed insights into one of the leading issues in the news.

After all, I reasoned, there surely cannot be another Journal columnist who is married to an Iranian; or, at any rate, the holder of an Iranian passport as well as a British one. Admittedly only last week my wife advised an upmarket hospital consultant, who kindly observed that she hardly sounded foreign at all, that this might have something to do with the fact that she was born in Manchester.

However, Mrs Hann did spend her formative years in Iran until that nice Saddam Hussein started trying to bomb her home every night, encouraged by his allies in the West, whereupon her father concluded that it might be a good idea to play the joker of his own British passport and clear off.

I therefore felt that I was on reasonably safe ground when I started the day by pulling out the notebook I always keep by the bed, in case of interesting dreams, and asked her for a few informed insights into whether or not President Ahmadinejad had rigged the recent Iranian election.

She blinked and looked at me balefully, before asking what I wanted for breakfast. I suppose I should have taken a hint from the fact that she is as likely as I am to call him President I’m-a-dinner-jacket that my wife is not an expert on the political scene of her erstwhile homeland.

Indeed, if pressed on the subject she even prefers to call her heritage Persian, preferring to be associated with cuddly cats rather than religious extremism and terrorism. Which is understandable, given that she has only been to a mosque once in her adult life, and is perfectly comfortable belting out traditional English hymns in a country parish church.

It is all rather a disappointment to me. I had high hopes that choosing a slightly exotic partner might help to counter any suspicion that my usually robustly right-wing views might make me a racist. But I tried advancing this theory to a friend who supports the BNP (a claim I always took for a joke until he showed me his party membership card) and he simply snorted in derision. “Don’t be ridiculous, man,” he said. “Don’t you realise they are more Aryan than we are?”

Indeed, it is rather a kick in the teeth for those who lean to discredited ideas of blond-haired, blue-eyed racial superiority that Iran actually means “land of the Aryans”.

I can only say from my own experience that Iranians are good-looking, kind, generous, humorous, understanding and really excellent cooks. As far removed as possible, in fact, from the chanting fanatics one usually sees on the news. I am also reliably informed that Iran is a very beautiful country and that visiting it is nothing like the trial I would imagine. Despite the best efforts of the Islamic Republic, I am assured that the rules on women’s dress are not enforced too onerously, and even obtaining alcohol is not a massive challenge.

I shall not be rushing to test these theories out, but I am certainly prepared to concede that marrying someone from a different background and culture has substantially broadened my mind, even if it has by no means eradicated all my ancient prejudices.

Yes, we can certainly learn from Iran. I just hope that the lesson is not too keenly absorbed in Downing Street, or about a year from now we may be rubbing our eyes at election results which show Labour celebrating a surprise landslide victory following divine intervention, with the Conservatives scoring only pitiful minority votes even in their ancient heartlands like Buckinghamshire and Surrey.


Originally published in The Journal, Newcastle upon Tyne.